she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I cut my penus on the lid.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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