Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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