Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Randomize