just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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