Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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