Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i dont even know how to be here
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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