New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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