I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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