his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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