Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Randomize
