i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
How external is "for external use only"?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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