dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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