Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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