So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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