My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
