Don't you send me to vm
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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