When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
You don't make any sense
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