Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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