Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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