If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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