I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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