i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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