She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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