how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Randomize
