i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
God, you're like boner-b-gone
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize