I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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