Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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