Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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