well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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