I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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