How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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