that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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