why didn't you poke me back
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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