So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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