My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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