piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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