Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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