oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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