omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
my god I love twenty year old dicks
COCAINE IS GR8
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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