A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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