She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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