When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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