We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
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