How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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