i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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