And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
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