I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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