I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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