We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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