Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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